Logged ~ 3/17/96

This #bolo log shows the dangers of drinking and boloing at the same time.

<Jolo> guy sux rox
<_Guy_> hi jolo
<Jolo> sluggo beat guy with big stick
<Jolo> me help hold guy
<Jolo> :)
<_Guy_> hmm, sluggo rox so hard he could beat me and you vs him 2x1
<Jolo> well that's not saying much
<_Guy_> thats true
<Jolo> with me as a partner, you automatically lose about 85% of your skills
<_Guy_> thats like a 1x1 with a fucking pest on my side
<Jolo> that's before i start shooting your man
<Jolo> and depleting our bases
<_Guy_> I need to go puke and take a shit, hold
<Jolo> and killing our trees (just cuz it sounds kewl)
<_sluggo> I am teaching slugbot the necessary skills to attack aggressively
<_sluggo> soon it will be invincible
<Jolo> wtf is slugbot?
<Jolo> saw that in my logs
<Jolo> you making a brain/borg?
<_sluggo> slugbot is my bot that i work on occasionally
<Jolo> damn rocket scientists
<Jolo> when i'm bored i chat on IRC
<Jolo> when you're bored you make a fuxing bot
<_sluggo> static void UpdatePillDanger(void)
<_Guy_> hmm, hey sluggo, are bots hard to program
<_Guy_> hey jolo, I know lots of cool stuf, why don't you get me a job, etc
<Jolo> ?
<_Guy_> ?
<_Guy_> are
<_Guy_> are you a collage student or staff at a university ?
<Jolo> dude
<Jolo> i am a fuxing dinosaur
<Jolo>  /ctcp Jolo USERINFO
*** Signoff: _Guy_ (Leaving)
<Jolo> so u job hunting? :)
*** CTCP USERINFO from Pretender
<vert> damn
<vert> she's hot too
<vert> mmmm mmmm mmmm
<Jolo> who is?  yer mama?
<vert> uh
<vert> no
<_sluggo> heh
<vert> ever seen that one steven king movie?
<_sluggo> yeah
<vert> about the werewolves or something?
<Jolo> he's got like 5 this year
<vert> the mother and son
<vert> lovers
<vert> etc.
<_sluggo> the weird one
<Jolo> hmmm
<vert> that one girl that's in the movie
<Jolo> msu it
<Jolo> get a name
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<_sluggo> have you ever seen that one Bond movie?
<_Guy_> hmm, bog
<vert> what is a 5150?
<_sluggo> the one with the hot chicks and the cool car?
<Jolo> sluggo: yes!
<Jolo> that was the best movie!
<_sluggo> and Bond gets captured but gets away
<_Guy_> hmm, I often wonder if sluggo has a life or just hangs out at computer
        labs
<Pretender> you mean the one where the first woman he sleeps with is a
            villian?
<Pretender> yeah I saw that one
<Jolo> and he beats the bad guys
<vert> maedchen amick
<Jolo> yeah babe
<Jolo> twin peaks
<_sluggo> I have no life
<_sluggo> I am a grad student
<Jolo> more recently a few films
<Jolo> hmmm what's that film from last yr
<Jolo> her and another babe
<Jolo> twin babes
<_Guy_> jolo: I think you should make vert join IBL or get off IRC forever
<vert> she was on baywatch
<vert> hmmmm
<vert> jolo can't make me do anything
<vert> besides.
<_sluggo> they film baywatch down the street from me
<vert> he still owes me lotsa beers
<_Guy_> vert, you are a fucking slant-eyed bitch
<_Guy_> kiss my ass vert
<vert> jee guy, you are just full of wit today, aren't you?
<_Guy_> blow my nutz
<Jolo> vert: can u spam me with her recent films?
<vert> fuckin' drunk ass piece of shit
<_Guy_> My wit is ruling you here and there
<_Guy_> bog, why would you think I am drunk ????
<vert> because you are talking like a hostile/racist piece of shit
<_sluggo> I am high on life
<vert> so fuck off
<_Guy_> Hmm, did I tell you about the time me and fish went and got really
        wasted, then proceeded to beat samhain/bleak combo in 2x2 games
<_Guy_> it was kinda funny actually, and then when we were done we went on to
        mock the vert/palp slant-eye'd combo fucking worthless piece of shit
        oriental fucks
<_Guy_> racists?  what is that?
<Jolo> heh somebody log this
<vert> yeah guy...  you go on with your white power crap
<Jolo> guy is on a roll
<_Guy_> actually, vert has something worthwhile to say (once and a while) too
        bad that he can't squeeze those words out between his tightly closed
        eyelids
<vert> guy, do you have a problem?
<_Guy_> FUCK YOU VERT FUCKY YOU VERT FUCKY OU VERT FUCKY SUCKY FUCKY SCUKY
        FUCKY SUCKY
<Jolo> heh
<Jolo> this rewls
<Jolo> never seen this side of guy
<_Guy_> actually, I should be directing my hositities at jolo that little
        wuss, I bet ghoul could kick his ass
<Jolo> *sniff*
<Jolo> just b/c that's true...
<Jolo> doesn't mean i'm not a good person
<_Guy_> FUCK YOU JOLO FUCK YOU JOLO FUCK YOU JOLO FUCK YOU JOLO VERT HAS MORE
        EYLID THAN YOU OH YES I SAID IT FUCKING ANTI-WHITE FUCKER
<Jolo> fuck me
<_Guy_> :)
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<_Guy_> actually I am not racist, just feel like being stupid today
*** CTCP PING from Freeon to #bolo: 827049076
<_Guy_> HELLO FREEON, TOO BAD YOUR NET SUCKS MY ASSHOLE, FUCKING BLOW ME YOU
        FUCKING PEACE OF HSIT