<_Samhain_> very complicated
<_Samhain_> lisa thought she wanted space
<_Samhain_> and thought we should open up our rel
<_Samhain_> so I started dating some other chick
<_Samhain_> now, she thinks she's had enough time spent
<_Samhain_> and that complicates matters
<Jolo> is it stressing u out?
<_Samhain_> a little
<_Samhain_> it's a bad situation all around
<_Samhain_> cuz I just wanna be friends with the other chick
<_Samhain_> but, she's hinting she wants more
<Jolo> heh
<Jolo> oh to have your probs :)
<_Samhain_> well
<_Samhain_> it's kinda bad
<_Samhain_> I told lisa about her
<_Samhain_> and about how lame I am
<_Samhain_> cuz, the other chick basically invited me to "get down" with her
<_Samhain_> and I didn't know what that meant
<Max^> hahahahahaaha
<Max^> dorx
<_Samhain_> and blew it off
<Max^> u blew her?
<_Samhain_> =]
<_Samhain_> er, no
<Max^> was she tasty?
<Max^> tehehe
<_Samhain_> she wanted to stop by a park
<_Samhain_> so, I did
<_Samhain_> and as I turned off the car
<_Samhain_> she asked if we were "getting down?"
<Max^> hehehe
<Max^> how old is this one?
<_Samhain_> and I said "what?", as I placed the club on my steering wheel and got ready to leave the car
<_Samhain_> cuz I thought she wanted to walk through the park
<_Samhain_> she's 21
<_Samhain_> but, she wanted to stay in the car
<_Samhain_> so, I sat there and talked to her
<Max^> did u hear the clue phone ringing sam?
<Max^> and then ignore it?
<_Samhain_> didn't realize till the next day what "getting down" meant
<Max^> hahahahahaha
<_Samhain_> but, then again, mebbe that's not what it meant
<Max^> someone has to be logging this for rgb
<nix_> i'm with max, you'd better check her ID
<_Samhain_> why?
<_nix_> she just sounds young
<_Samhain_> she's naieve
<_Samhain_> but, she's 21
<_Samhain_> she goes to college
<_Samhain_> so, I know she's over 18, at least
<Max^> she's naive and wants to get down?
<_Samhain_> er, I dunno
<_Samhain_> she's naive in general
<_Samhain_> what does get down entail?
<Max^> ask sly to explain
<slymouse> I thought getting down was equvalent to let's boogey
<Max^> hehehe
<_Samhain_> as in dance?
<slymouse> or did I miss the begining of this conversation?
<_Samhain_> mebbe she said getting out, and I misheard her
=== Action: _Samhain_ is clueless
<Max^> ya
<slymouse> yes as in dance
<Max^> my friend tried it on a see saw one time
<_Samhain_> somehow, I think she wanted to dance
<slymouse> going down is another matter entirely
<_Samhain_> er, don't think
<Max^> she wanted to dance
<Max^> horizontally
<Max^> :)
<_Samhain_> yah, I know what going down refers to
<_Samhain_> but, she said "we"
<_Samhain_> so, she definitely didn't say taht
<_Samhain_> that
<slymouse> waht did she say exactly?
<slymouse> I just got in
<_Samhain_> I think (pretty shore) she said, "Are we getting down?"
<slymouse> did she say getting it on?
<Max^> get down w/ oop
<Max^> ya you know me
<_Samhain_> no, cuz we definitely weren't getting it on, I had just turned my car off
<_Samhain_> opp
<_Samhain_> hehe
<slymouse> oh, it that case, it could also mean, are we getting serious?
<_Samhain_> serious?
<slymouse> like is this relationship going to be a monogamous thing
<_Samhain_> hmm
<_Samhain_> but, it seemed more situational than that
<slymouse> hmmm, don't know
<_Samhain_> here it is again:
=== Action: slymouse access all areas in her brain concerning american slang
<_Samhain_> she wanted to go to a park. I drove to one. Parked and killed the engine. She asked "are we getting down?" I said "what does that mean?" as I grabbed the club (I was planning on getting out of the car).
<_Samhain_> as I placed the club on she said "oh, are we getting out?"
<_Samhain_> I said "I guess, whatever. You don't wanna go outside?". She shaked her head, so said "okay", eased my seat back and we talked for a couple hours
<_Samhain_> er, shook her head
<_Samhain_> heh
<slymouse> well, in that case I think we wanted to know if you intended to make moves on her
<_Samhain_> meaning what?
<_Samhain_> that she wanted me to?
<slymouse> yu know people say the stupidest things to each other when they first start dating
<_Samhain_> I wouldn't know
<slymouse> No, I think she just wantd to know if you were going to
<_Samhain_> I only dated 5 chix
<slymouse> she may or may not have wanted you to
<_Samhain_> and the last one for the last 5 years
*** Jolo has changed the topic on channel #bolo to <_Samhain_> what does get down entail?
<Max^> hehehehehee
<_Samhain_> ahh, I see
<slymouse> most likely she was also unsure if she wanted to get it on
<_Samhain_> hmm
=== Action: Jolo tries to breathe but breaks out laughing again
*** Max^ has changed the topic on channel #bolo to slymouse: going down is another matter entirely
<Jolo> yew guys are killing me
<Max^> how bout that one jolo?
<_Samhain_> so, what should I have done?
<Max^> depends on what u wanted to do
<Jolo> i think i have that "ordinary couples, extraordinary sex" video coupon here somewhere, mebbe i can send it to sam b4 his next outing
<Max^> hahahahahaa
<slymouse> "I dunno, what do you want" probably would have been safe
<_Samhain_> I don't think I wanna corrupt this chix
<slymouse> Most people ask questions like that girl did when they are
<Max^> sounds like she may have been ther b4
<slymouse> unsure about themselves and the movtives of the person they are with
<_Samhain_> hmm, mebbe I'm giving her too much credit, then?
<Jolo> still, i wouldn't have said "are we getting down"
<_Samhain_> hmm
<slymouse> well, no people just say the same stupid stuff when they start dating someone new
<Max^> she aske dto go to a park and didnt want to walk around
<slymouse> it matters not how experienced people are
<Max^> hello???
<Jolo> that sounds more like an offer than a question
<Max^> anyone there?
=== Action: Magrathea falls over laughing
<Jolo> *knock*
<Jolo> sounds hollow
<Magrathea> just got back to my computer....hee hee
<slymouse> it really depends on the person
<_Samhain_> hehe, I have a history of being clueless with chix signs
<Jolo> so you said "what do you mean" - what did she say?
<_Samhain_> I fucked up when I asked her that question
<slymouse> well, if she wanted to really make out and was forward enought to ask to go to the park I think she would have just started kissing on him
<_Samhain_> I shoulda stopped what I was doing
<Squelcher> sammy, most guys are clueless when it comes to chix signs
<_Samhain_> but, since I continued what I was doing and placed the club on my steering wheel
<slymouse> but she didn't start kissing on him did she, so she was unsure
<Jolo> we should've been there
<_Samhain_> she figgered I didn't intend to stay in the car
<Magrathea> "club, for protection"
<Jolo> in the backseat
<Jolo> yeah the club is a great symbol
<_Samhain_> and changed her line of questions
<Jolo> at once phallic and protective
<slymouse> egads!!
<Squelcher> well how did the hours of converstaion go?
<_Samhain_> decent, I guess
<Max^> club as a prophalactic in this case
<Max^> hahahahahahahahahaha
<_Samhain_> at the time I didn't think anything of it
<Max^> kept them from conceiving
<Squelcher> so are you going to see her again?
<_Samhain_> but, she did seem a little frustratec, in retrospect
<_Samhain_> well, I work with her on tues/wed/thurs
<Squelcher> uh oh
<Squelcher> she wanted you
<Max^> she wanted ur bone
<slymouse> I still say if a WOMAN wanted to send a messege she wuold have at least started playing with your hair or something
<Max^> damn, does she have to write a note next time
=== Action: slymouse still maintains the girl was unsure
<Jolo> yeah i concur
<_Samhain_> she changed the conversation a few times cuz she had to think too hard
<Jolo> if she wanted him, they were alone in the park in a car
<Jolo> more than ample opportunity, verbal or otherwise
<_Samhain_> well, I was parked on a residential street
<Squelcher> i disagree susan
<_Samhain_> basically, across the street from my house
<Squelcher> she had mike go to a park
<Squelcher> that always meant the girl wanted me when i was in that sit.
<slymouse> conor: that means nothing
<Max^> all women want sam
<Jolo> heh
<Jolo> yeah
<_Samhain_> hehe
<Max^> geez, u missing the obvious
<Jolo> we forgot the cardinal rule
<Jolo> sam is irresistable
=== Action: Squelcher gasps
<slymouse> what's that?
<Squelcher> which one is that jolo
<Squelcher> heheheeh
<Squelcher> yer right
<Squelcher> i totally forgot about atht
<Jolo>
<Squelcher> er..that
<slymouse> THAT"S RIGHT!
<Jolo> everything we said is irrelevant in the face of the Cardinal Rule
<slymouse> okay, i recind, she wanted you
<Jolo> it's unanimous
<_Samhain_> doh
=== Action: Jolo almost wants _Samhain_
<Squelcher> mike is the man
<_Samhain_> cuz jolo's almost a woman?
<Jolo> i know Squelcher does too
<_Samhain_> =)
<Max^> next time when she starts to unzip ur pants start putting the club up on the steering wheel
<Jolo> Squelcher is a better woman than I could ever hope to be
<_Samhain_> hehe
<Jolo> screw the club, your car's not going to get stolen if you're having sex in it
<Max^> hahahahaaha
<Jolo> hmm maybe she did want to go outside and dance in the park
<Jolo> boogie woogie
<_Samhain_> haha
<Jolo> get down!
<Jolo> uh huh
<Max^> hehe
=== Action: _Samhain_ hums that get down song from pulp fiction
<slymouse> Well, I still think anyone woman who wants clearly to do SOMETHING would of at least started to play with your ear
<_Samhain_> 21
<Max^> this si some funny shit
<Magrathea> rgb, here we come
<_Samhain_> sly, she may not know how...
<_Samhain_> I think I'm the second person she's ever gone out with
<_Samhain_> alone
<_nix_> is this discussion _still_ going on?
<slymouse> there you are then, a confused girl
*** Max^ has changed the topic on channel #bolo to todays vote: did she want a sammy sandwich?
<_Samhain_> what does "confused girl" mean?
<_Samhain_> she didn't know what she wanted?
<_Samhain_> or what I wanted
<Max^> means she is bisexual
<Max^> hehehehee
<slymouse> I've seen worse
<slymouse> EXCUSE ME
=== Action: slymouse is bisexual and is NOT confused
<slymouse> TNANK YOU
<Jolo> erf
<Jolo> this is getting better all the time
<_Samhain_> unga!
<slymouse> I'll return to my less loud mode now
<Max^> oh my
<Max^> ermm....thanx for the info sly but TMI
<Jolo> is it me or is it getting hot in here
IRC log ended Mon Mar 17 16:58
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