¶ FACE IT LANDLUBBERS you spend too much time in the office, too much time watching TV. Just stop it. Spend time with your kids and become one of them.
Like me, a big kid that likes to row and row and row. When was the last time your ever rowed? Gimme that loose change clattering around in your jeans, pack your picnic basket and I'll take you and the missus to the beach.
I'll bet she'd love the swans?