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I LANSTON TYPE COMPANY I GERALD GIAMPA I
¶ FRANCESCO GIAMPA, my son, is on the far left, my son's mother Mary Jane next and then my mother, Mrs. Reeves is sitting next to me. Behind is the Lanston office I built.
This was the first air plane trip my mother ever took. I was most surprised she came to visit me in Prince Edward Island. They even have an airport!
Life in Prince Edward Island made me appreciate the terrible suffering of the Jews in Nazi concentration camps, except PEI makes the thought of getting gassed a pleasure.
That's just my opinion, come and get your own.
Feel free to write for consultation on your planned investment.
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¶ PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND was like living in a Van Gogh painting, 'The Potato Eaters'. The politicians were corrupt, patronage was not only accepted but insisted upon.
The population thought their IQ was equal to the mosquitoes they had on their foreheads.
So I would guess they were all rocket scientists.
The illiteracy rate was one in four. The other three could read a 'stop sign' but ignored them. They voted for Pat Bins as in 'trash bins'. (Don't ask Pat about the protest.) That's because Islanders shop at the dump.
The entire province shares about five last names and the population looks like over fed cabbage patch dolls. If the men didn't have a female first cousin they were doomed to bachelorhood because there was a law against getting married to their own mother. Why would they need a law like that? Can't get married to their mother. Go figure. I just don't know what they were thinking of?
I mean, why would you need a law like that? Explain that one to me!
What ever it takes to keep the family on the farm I guess. One of our neighbours had four generations living in the house.
The biggest curse on the island is. 'Oh but he's only half a . . . . . . . '
Forget living Van Gogh's painting the 'Potato Eaters' . How does living the comic strip 'Little Abner in Dogpatch' sound?
They almost named the longest bridge in the world, 'The Span of Green Gables'. The nicest thing you can do for an Islander is die, they like to eat and drink for free. That and Bingo. Further more, have you ever heard English words sucked into lungs before?
Ok Eliza, when I say, 'Quite the thing'. You say, ' Yeeally yiiht yihs'.
All in all life is pretty easy for the folk, while the men harvest spuds, the woman harvest men's pensions. Guess who does the best?
Ask me why I left? I couldn't get used to all that beauty!
QUESTION: What happens to Island menfolk when they play country & western music backwards?
ANSWER: Their horse comes out of a dog food can and their preggers ex-wife/cousin comes back to them!
© Copyright: Giampa
QUESTION: Do you know why Islanders carry a flashlight in the daytime?
ANSWER: So they can find their way through the mosquitoes.
© Copyright: Giampa
I'll bet you think these are jokes?
The place is infested with 'Hitchcockian Mosquitoes'. Remember 'The birds'.
Holiday there at your own peril, the natives are 'real friendly'. And don't let a little negativity get in your way.
Come one, come all, invest in Prince Edward Island, take the risk, you only live once. Bachelors, can't marry your mother, don't forget your cousins.
Be a trooper . . . buy a snorkle and.
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